Notice how positively she reacted to many negative statements I made. Truly fun. I could have done a lot better but I was trolling under the influence.
Her: *she IM's me and asks if I would like to talk*
Me: I don't have time for this right now, we can talk tomorrow.
Her: Well thats up to you
Me: i do have a few minutes however
Her: So what made you join this dating site?
Me: well
Her: Deep subject lol
Me: i work a lot and to be honest
Me: normally after i'm done working, i'm tired
Her: I understand that.
Me: and i like to retire to where i live
Her: What do you do?
Me: eh nothing special to be honest, just web development
Her: Thats greek to me....I'm a nurse so I don't speak that
Me: well what do you do is also greek to me
Me: so that seems fair
Her: Scores even then
Me: yep
Me: basically
Me: i write code to make websites work
Her: Gotcha
Her: I give medicine to make people work...when they are sick lol
Me: you have a valuable role in life
Me: i've always wondered what does it take for a person to want to become a nurse
Me: heart?
Her: Well that of cours
Her: course
Her: I have always had an overwhelming desire to care for others...just my nature
Me: that is interesting
Me: most people don't care for others without reason
Me: cold hard logic
Me: however it is my understanding
Her: Well it is a good paying job but it's rewarding in other ways
Her: Saving someones life is euphoric
Me: i see
Her: I'm kind of an adrenaline junky
Me: so you get emotional benefits from your work
Her: absolutely
Her: I work 3 jobs...
Her: I work in the ER, Special procedures, and I'm a flight nurse
Me: what do you do for fun? lol
Her: Play with fire lol
Me:
Me: you sound like my type
Her: LOL
Her: Well I just like to have fun
Me: fun is good
Her: It can be a wide range of things
Her: I have a bucket list I'm pecking away at
Me: ah, we often use the word bucket where i work at
Her: Probably doesn't mean the same thing does it?
Me: bucket, container of tasks to do
Her: Gotcha
Her: Well it applies here as well
Me: well, your personality is rather interesting, i will say that
Her: Oh dear...interesting
Me: eh
Me: i will be honest
Me: most women are cowards, but you seem like you have balls
Me:
Her: Proverbial
Me: i sort of like strong women
Her: Well I can hold my own
Me: that is good
Her: No worries there
Her: I am quiet at first....til you get to know me
Me: lol
Her: They call me hooks at work
Me: do they?
Her: You ever see police academy?
Her: The little black lady?
Me: maybe
Her: Well I'm not a little black lady but apparently I remind a lot of people of her
Me: but you arent black
Her: So you're racist huh
Her: lol
Me: hmmm
Me: why do you say that? lol
Her: Its just a testament to the fact that you should never mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance, or my kindness for weakness.
Me: eh
Her: And the racist thing was just a joke
Me: i think you are trying to use jedi mind tricks on me
Me: i will assure you they won't work
Me: 1) i'm not racist
Me: 2) it was a joke
Me: 3) jedi mind tricks don't work on me
Me: hmm
Me: maybe you were just testing me
Me: you seem like you are that type
Her: Maybe so
Me: lol
Her: I'm sure you've never done that
Her: Especially to a woman
Me: course not
Me: why would i
Her: You're an open book right? LOL
Me: sure..
Her: Written in latin
Her: backwards
Me: that is pretty clever
Her: with half the pages torn out lol
Her: So you work a lot huh?
Me: depends on what you mean by work
Her: And I'm so sorry I missed my starwars geek comeback opportunity
Her: I won't let it happen again
Me: eh, you are smarter than you appear
Her: OUCH
Me: lol
Her: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: hmmm
Her: Tell me how it is I appear?
Me: eh don't worry about that
Me: you are over-analyzing things.
Her: Nope.
Her: You opened the can of worms
Her: Back yourself up
Me: it is the man's job to open can of worms
Me: and let the woman ponder it
Me: isnt it more fun
Me: to try to figure out what he menat
Me: *meant
Me: than to spell it out for you
Me: food for thought
Her: But a woman will run with it
Her: Ruin it
Her: Make it something horrible
Her: When the guy had every opportunity to run the other way
Her: Make it great
Me: women dont know what they want
Her: I know exactly what I want
Me: they claim they want the opposite of what they really want
Her: You cant group us all
Me: i can
Me: you are all the same
Her: Women are difficult when it comes to communication
Me: nope
Her: We are not all the same my dear
Me: women say the opposite of the truth
Her: So we lie lol
Me: they are programmed to do this
Me: yep
Her: The opposite of the truth is a lie
Me: you are designed to do this
Her: ummm
Me: for a very good reason
Her: no
Me: yep
Her: whats the good reason?
Me: if you will calm down for a moment
Me: i will explain
Her: LOL
Her: Please do
Me: okay so basically
Me: women are designed to mislead pursuers because they want to find the strongest mate.
Her: ok....i'm following
Me: they often lie and say they want to find a nice guy who will treat them well
Her: Ok
Me: which is always a lie
Me: if that were the case
Her: So we want !@#$s who will beat us LOL?
Me: yes
Me: you do
Me: sorry
Me: i dont make the rules
Me: you are what you are
Her: I guess I have just never followed them
Me: why is it
Me: so many alpha women
Her: Alpha women lol
Me: fall in love with dark triad psychopaths
Her: So where does that put you padawan?
Me: on a lofty road to victory
Her: Victory huh? What's the prize?
Me: whatever i desire
Her: So you are a rebel
Her: Rolling stone
Her: Nomad even
Me: thats banal
Me: i get what i want
Me: i dont ask questions
Her: wow
Her: You are harsh
Me: that is life in a nutshell
Her: So why are you on this dating site?
Me: that is a bad question to ask
Her: Cause it doesn't sound like there is room for a woman in this life you speak of
Me: well
Me: that is true to a certain extent
Me: there is some room
Me: for a real woman
Her: I see
Her: I'm sure your standards are subpar huh
Me: iwill give you a few moments
Her: :-/
Me: thats better
Her: So what is it you are looking for?
Me: who knows
Her: LOL
Her: Well good luck with that
Me: alright
Her: I guess the world is truly your oyster
Me: indeed it is
Me: tthe sooner you realize this
Me: tthe better off you will be
Her: It's a shame you aren't a manager
Her: You need to channel this energy
Me: it isa sahme
Me: er shame
Me: nevermind i'm bored
Me: will you stop talking? lol
Her: ok
Me: either say something interesting or shut up lol
Her: *at this point she disconnects and probably blocked me* lmao. No worries, plenty of fish in the sea.
