hilarious convo with chick
Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 6:51 am
This is a funny dialogue I had last night with about an 8 or 9. I kind of botched my approach at the end(by this time I had had too much to drink and my sassyness got the better of me. This was pretty hilarious. Trolling women online is about as fun as trolling people on tribes. Actually, it may be more fun. Well, enjoy.
Notice how positively she reacted to many negative statements I made. Truly fun. I could have done a lot better but I was trolling under the influence.
Her: *she IM's me and asks if I would like to talk*
Me: I don't have time for this right now, we can talk tomorrow.
Her: Well thats up to you
Me: i do have a few minutes however
Her: So what made you join this dating site?
Me: well
Her: Deep subject lol
Me: i work a lot and to be honest
Me: normally after i'm done working, i'm tired
Her: I understand that.
Me: and i like to retire to where i live
Her: What do you do?
Me: eh nothing special to be honest, just web development
Her: Thats greek to me....I'm a nurse so I don't speak that
Me: well what do you do is also greek to me
Me: so that seems fair
Her: Scores even then
Me: yep
Me: basically
Me: i write code to make websites work
Her: Gotcha
Her: I give medicine to make people work...when they are sick lol
Me: you have a valuable role in life
Me: i've always wondered what does it take for a person to want to become a nurse
Me: heart?
Her: Well that of cours
Her: course
Her: I have always had an overwhelming desire to care for others...just my nature
Me: that is interesting
Me: most people don't care for others without reason
Me: cold hard logic
Me: however it is my understanding
Her: Well it is a good paying job but it's rewarding in other ways
Her: Saving someones life is euphoric
Me: i see
Her: I'm kind of an adrenaline junky
Me: so you get emotional benefits from your work
Her: absolutely
Her: I work 3 jobs...
Her: I work in the ER, Special procedures, and I'm a flight nurse
Me: what do you do for fun? lol
Her: Play with fire lol
Me:
Me: you sound like my type
Her: LOL
Her: Well I just like to have fun
Me: fun is good
Her: It can be a wide range of things
Her: I have a bucket list I'm pecking away at
Me: ah, we often use the word bucket where i work at
Her: Probably doesn't mean the same thing does it?
Me: bucket, container of tasks to do
Her: Gotcha
Her: Well it applies here as well
Me: well, your personality is rather interesting, i will say that
Her: Oh dear...interesting
Me: eh
Me: i will be honest
Me: most women are cowards, but you seem like you have balls
Me:
Her: Proverbial
Me: i sort of like strong women
Her: Well I can hold my own
Me: that is good
Her: No worries there
Her: I am quiet at first....til you get to know me
Me: lol
Her: They call me hooks at work
Me: do they?
Her: You ever see police academy?
Her: The little black lady?
Me: maybe
Her: Well I'm not a little black lady but apparently I remind a lot of people of her
Me: but you arent black
Her: So you're racist huh
Her: lol
Me: hmmm
Me: why do you say that? lol
Her: Its just a testament to the fact that you should never mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance, or my kindness for weakness.
Me: eh
Her: And the racist thing was just a joke
Me: i think you are trying to use jedi mind tricks on me
Me: i will assure you they won't work
Me: 1) i'm not racist
Me: 2) it was a joke
Me: 3) jedi mind tricks don't work on me
Me: hmm
Me: maybe you were just testing me
Me: you seem like you are that type
Her: Maybe so
Me: lol
Her: I'm sure you've never done that
Her: Especially to a woman
Me: course not
Me: why would i
Her: You're an open book right? LOL
Me: sure..
Her: Written in latin
Her: backwards
Me: that is pretty clever
Her: with half the pages torn out lol
Her: So you work a lot huh?
Me: depends on what you mean by work
Her: And I'm so sorry I missed my starwars geek comeback opportunity
Her: I won't let it happen again
Me: eh, you are smarter than you appear
Her: OUCH
Me: lol
Her: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: hmmm
Her: Tell me how it is I appear?
Me: eh don't worry about that
Me: you are over-analyzing things.
Her: Nope.
Her: You opened the can of worms
Her: Back yourself up
Me: it is the man's job to open can of worms
Me: and let the woman ponder it
Me: isnt it more fun
Me: to try to figure out what he menat
Me: *meant
Me: than to spell it out for you
Me: food for thought
Her: But a woman will run with it
Her: Ruin it
Her: Make it something horrible
Her: When the guy had every opportunity to run the other way
Her: Make it great
Me: women dont know what they want
Her: I know exactly what I want
Me: they claim they want the opposite of what they really want
Her: You cant group us all
Me: i can
Me: you are all the same
Her: Women are difficult when it comes to communication
Me: nope
Her: We are not all the same my dear
Me: women say the opposite of the truth
Her: So we lie lol
Me: they are programmed to do this
Me: yep
Her: The opposite of the truth is a lie
Me: you are designed to do this
Her: ummm
Me: for a very good reason
Her: no
Me: yep
Her: whats the good reason?
Me: if you will calm down for a moment
Me: i will explain
Her: LOL
Her: Please do
Me: okay so basically
Me: women are designed to mislead pursuers because they want to find the strongest mate.
Her: ok....i'm following
Me: they often lie and say they want to find a nice guy who will treat them well
Her: Ok
Me: which is always a lie
Me: if that were the case
Her: So we want !@#$s who will beat us LOL?
Me: yes
Me: you do
Me: sorry
Me: i dont make the rules
Me: you are what you are
Her: I guess I have just never followed them
Me: why is it
Me: so many alpha women
Her: Alpha women lol
Me: fall in love with dark triad psychopaths
Her: So where does that put you padawan?
Me: on a lofty road to victory
Her: Victory huh? What's the prize?
Me: whatever i desire
Her: So you are a rebel
Her: Rolling stone
Her: Nomad even
Me: thats banal
Me: i get what i want
Me: i dont ask questions
Her: wow
Her: You are harsh
Me: that is life in a nutshell
Her: So why are you on this dating site?
Me: that is a bad question to ask
Her: Cause it doesn't sound like there is room for a woman in this life you speak of
Me: well
Me: that is true to a certain extent
Me: there is some room
Me: for a real woman
Her: I see
Her: I'm sure your standards are subpar huh
Me: iwill give you a few moments
Her: :-/
Me: thats better
Her: So what is it you are looking for?
Me: who knows
Her: LOL
Her: Well good luck with that
Me: alright
Her: I guess the world is truly your oyster
Me: indeed it is
Me: tthe sooner you realize this
Me: tthe better off you will be
Her: It's a shame you aren't a manager
Her: You need to channel this energy
Me: it isa sahme
Me: er shame
Me: nevermind i'm bored
Me: will you stop talking? lol
Her: ok
Me: either say something interesting or shut up lol
Her: *at this point she disconnects and probably blocked me* lmao. No worries, plenty of fish in the sea.
Notice how positively she reacted to many negative statements I made. Truly fun. I could have done a lot better but I was trolling under the influence.
Her: *she IM's me and asks if I would like to talk*
Me: I don't have time for this right now, we can talk tomorrow.
Her: Well thats up to you
Me: i do have a few minutes however
Her: So what made you join this dating site?
Me: well
Her: Deep subject lol
Me: i work a lot and to be honest
Me: normally after i'm done working, i'm tired
Her: I understand that.
Me: and i like to retire to where i live
Her: What do you do?
Me: eh nothing special to be honest, just web development
Her: Thats greek to me....I'm a nurse so I don't speak that
Me: well what do you do is also greek to me
Me: so that seems fair
Her: Scores even then
Me: yep
Me: basically
Me: i write code to make websites work
Her: Gotcha
Her: I give medicine to make people work...when they are sick lol
Me: you have a valuable role in life
Me: i've always wondered what does it take for a person to want to become a nurse
Me: heart?
Her: Well that of cours
Her: course
Her: I have always had an overwhelming desire to care for others...just my nature
Me: that is interesting
Me: most people don't care for others without reason
Me: cold hard logic
Me: however it is my understanding
Her: Well it is a good paying job but it's rewarding in other ways
Her: Saving someones life is euphoric
Me: i see
Her: I'm kind of an adrenaline junky
Me: so you get emotional benefits from your work
Her: absolutely
Her: I work 3 jobs...
Her: I work in the ER, Special procedures, and I'm a flight nurse
Me: what do you do for fun? lol
Her: Play with fire lol
Me:
Me: you sound like my type
Her: LOL
Her: Well I just like to have fun
Me: fun is good
Her: It can be a wide range of things
Her: I have a bucket list I'm pecking away at
Me: ah, we often use the word bucket where i work at
Her: Probably doesn't mean the same thing does it?
Me: bucket, container of tasks to do
Her: Gotcha
Her: Well it applies here as well
Me: well, your personality is rather interesting, i will say that
Her: Oh dear...interesting
Me: eh
Me: i will be honest
Me: most women are cowards, but you seem like you have balls
Me:
Her: Proverbial
Me: i sort of like strong women
Her: Well I can hold my own
Me: that is good
Her: No worries there
Her: I am quiet at first....til you get to know me
Me: lol
Her: They call me hooks at work
Me: do they?
Her: You ever see police academy?
Her: The little black lady?
Me: maybe
Her: Well I'm not a little black lady but apparently I remind a lot of people of her
Me: but you arent black
Her: So you're racist huh
Her: lol
Me: hmmm
Me: why do you say that? lol
Her: Its just a testament to the fact that you should never mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance, or my kindness for weakness.
Me: eh
Her: And the racist thing was just a joke
Me: i think you are trying to use jedi mind tricks on me
Me: i will assure you they won't work
Me: 1) i'm not racist
Me: 2) it was a joke
Me: 3) jedi mind tricks don't work on me
Me: hmm
Me: maybe you were just testing me
Me: you seem like you are that type
Her: Maybe so
Me: lol
Her: I'm sure you've never done that
Her: Especially to a woman
Me: course not
Me: why would i
Her: You're an open book right? LOL
Me: sure..
Her: Written in latin
Her: backwards
Me: that is pretty clever
Her: with half the pages torn out lol
Her: So you work a lot huh?
Me: depends on what you mean by work
Her: And I'm so sorry I missed my starwars geek comeback opportunity
Her: I won't let it happen again
Me: eh, you are smarter than you appear
Her: OUCH
Me: lol
Her: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: hmmm
Her: Tell me how it is I appear?
Me: eh don't worry about that
Me: you are over-analyzing things.
Her: Nope.
Her: You opened the can of worms
Her: Back yourself up
Me: it is the man's job to open can of worms
Me: and let the woman ponder it
Me: isnt it more fun
Me: to try to figure out what he menat
Me: *meant
Me: than to spell it out for you
Me: food for thought
Her: But a woman will run with it
Her: Ruin it
Her: Make it something horrible
Her: When the guy had every opportunity to run the other way
Her: Make it great
Me: women dont know what they want
Her: I know exactly what I want
Me: they claim they want the opposite of what they really want
Her: You cant group us all
Me: i can
Me: you are all the same
Her: Women are difficult when it comes to communication
Me: nope
Her: We are not all the same my dear
Me: women say the opposite of the truth
Her: So we lie lol
Me: they are programmed to do this
Me: yep
Her: The opposite of the truth is a lie
Me: you are designed to do this
Her: ummm
Me: for a very good reason
Her: no
Me: yep
Her: whats the good reason?
Me: if you will calm down for a moment
Me: i will explain
Her: LOL
Her: Please do
Me: okay so basically
Me: women are designed to mislead pursuers because they want to find the strongest mate.
Her: ok....i'm following
Me: they often lie and say they want to find a nice guy who will treat them well
Her: Ok
Me: which is always a lie
Me: if that were the case
Her: So we want !@#$s who will beat us LOL?
Me: yes
Me: you do
Me: sorry
Me: i dont make the rules
Me: you are what you are
Her: I guess I have just never followed them
Me: why is it
Me: so many alpha women
Her: Alpha women lol
Me: fall in love with dark triad psychopaths
Her: So where does that put you padawan?
Me: on a lofty road to victory
Her: Victory huh? What's the prize?
Me: whatever i desire
Her: So you are a rebel
Her: Rolling stone
Her: Nomad even
Me: thats banal
Me: i get what i want
Me: i dont ask questions
Her: wow
Her: You are harsh
Me: that is life in a nutshell
Her: So why are you on this dating site?
Me: that is a bad question to ask
Her: Cause it doesn't sound like there is room for a woman in this life you speak of
Me: well
Me: that is true to a certain extent
Me: there is some room
Me: for a real woman
Her: I see
Her: I'm sure your standards are subpar huh
Me: iwill give you a few moments
Her: :-/
Me: thats better
Her: So what is it you are looking for?
Me: who knows
Her: LOL
Her: Well good luck with that
Me: alright
Her: I guess the world is truly your oyster
Me: indeed it is
Me: tthe sooner you realize this
Me: tthe better off you will be
Her: It's a shame you aren't a manager
Her: You need to channel this energy
Me: it isa sahme
Me: er shame
Me: nevermind i'm bored
Me: will you stop talking? lol
Her: ok
Me: either say something interesting or shut up lol
Her: *at this point she disconnects and probably blocked me* lmao. No worries, plenty of fish in the sea.