What Peter`s Mother forgot to buy!
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 5:31 pm
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What Peter`s Mother forgot to buy!
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Re: What Peter`s Mother forgot to buy!
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 5:54 pm
an abortion.
Re: What Peter`s Mother forgot to buy!
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 8:21 pm
rofl
Re: What Peter`s Mother forgot to buy!
Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2014 10:03 pm
best.
Re: What Peter`s Mother forgot to buy!
Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2014 4:57 pm
S_hift wrote:an abortion.
Shift no need to talk about your brother like that.
Re: What Peter`s Mother forgot to buy!
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 6:15 pm
OMG! That's a real website. 
http://stopmasturbationnow.org/
That sadistic cross contraption would be considered child abuse.
They also have an article titled:
New Report: John Denver Crashed Aircraft While Masturbating
...but they show pictures of Bob Denver! (Gilligan's Island)
...some more "articles":
“Mythbusters”, took a controversial step by firing three cast members, including masturbator favorite Kari Byron."
“This is a huge victory for the anti-masturbation movement."
“The Simpsons” Marathon Begins; Masturbation Rates Immediately Drop 25%
HIROSHIMA, Japasia – The devastating landslides that rocked Japasia and caused numerous deaths and billions of yen worth of property damage were determined to have been triggered by massive and furious masturbation, according to scientists working for the Foundation For a Better Tomorrow.
Report: Ice Bucket Challenge has Dropped Masturbation Rates by 30%
(...this one I can believe)
"Many young boys suffer debilitating skateboard and bicycle accidents when fixated on a female fur cave that is tightly compacted into a visible camel toe....
...the young man will experience unavoidable sexual tension when confronted with camels toes and even their middle-aged cousin, the well traveled and well-worn moose knuckle (often featured by cougar temptresses.)"
"Do not pet your dog with your hands. Dogs carry many diseases including, but not limited to: Dandruff. You can tell if your dog’s fur is infected by STDs, if the dog’s own immune system rejects its own hair. This is called “Shedding.” Feel free to pet your dog with a baseball bat or a rolled-up newspaper if you notice shedding."
The scariest part about that whole website is this:
"Stop Masturbation Now is partially funded by federal tax dollars!"
This website is one of the most outrageous trolls ever.
The sad part is that there are people out there who will actually believe this crap.
http://stopmasturbationnow.org/
That sadistic cross contraption would be considered child abuse.
They also have an article titled:
New Report: John Denver Crashed Aircraft While Masturbating
...but they show pictures of Bob Denver! (Gilligan's Island)
...some more "articles":
“Mythbusters”, took a controversial step by firing three cast members, including masturbator favorite Kari Byron."
“This is a huge victory for the anti-masturbation movement."
“The Simpsons” Marathon Begins; Masturbation Rates Immediately Drop 25%
HIROSHIMA, Japasia – The devastating landslides that rocked Japasia and caused numerous deaths and billions of yen worth of property damage were determined to have been triggered by massive and furious masturbation, according to scientists working for the Foundation For a Better Tomorrow.
Report: Ice Bucket Challenge has Dropped Masturbation Rates by 30%
(...this one I can believe)
"Many young boys suffer debilitating skateboard and bicycle accidents when fixated on a female fur cave that is tightly compacted into a visible camel toe....
...the young man will experience unavoidable sexual tension when confronted with camels toes and even their middle-aged cousin, the well traveled and well-worn moose knuckle (often featured by cougar temptresses.)"
"Do not pet your dog with your hands. Dogs carry many diseases including, but not limited to: Dandruff. You can tell if your dog’s fur is infected by STDs, if the dog’s own immune system rejects its own hair. This is called “Shedding.” Feel free to pet your dog with a baseball bat or a rolled-up newspaper if you notice shedding."
The scariest part about that whole website is this:
"Stop Masturbation Now is partially funded by federal tax dollars!"
This website is one of the most outrageous trolls ever.
The sad part is that there are people out there who will actually believe this crap.