2016 USA Presidential Candidates
Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2016 9:16 am
I'd like to share a funny convo between my twin and I, with you.
The only reason I would ever consider voting for another Clinton is so we can have another scandal... That shit was funny, when I was in high school, and the only reason I can think of that she didn't divorce his ass, is skeletons in her closet. And I'm not talking about a stupid email scandal... I'm talking about a sex tape that no one wants to see, but everyone will watch, anyway. You know, like screech's, from saved by the bell.
Bernie Sanders is the only candidate with a plan to pay for the welfare he's promising us. He's gonna take up archery and wear spandex, then hunt down Donald Trump and the Koch brothers. After he robs the rich, he'll give out scholarships like Oprah. "YOU get a degree, and YOU get a degree..." While his campaign promises might actually score him the nomination, maybe even the Whitehouse, there's probably no chance he'll deliver his promises, or they'll get amended to appease conservatives so much, they'll be ineffective or unfunded, or both.
The other guy just copies everything Hillary and Bernie say, and I can't even remember his name, so he's got no chance in the primaries.
Republicans:
Donald trump is the elephant in the room, the bull in the China shop, and his only redeeming factor is how he's fucking up our election process so bad we might actually get some much needed reform (unless he gets elected). If elected, we'll have the most corrupt system in history...
All of the rest are merely puppets trying to entertain the Koch brothers, with no chance of beating Trump in the primaries.
Democrats:The only reason I would ever consider voting for another Clinton is so we can have another scandal... That shit was funny, when I was in high school, and the only reason I can think of that she didn't divorce his ass, is skeletons in her closet. And I'm not talking about a stupid email scandal... I'm talking about a sex tape that no one wants to see, but everyone will watch, anyway. You know, like screech's, from saved by the bell.
Bernie Sanders is the only candidate with a plan to pay for the welfare he's promising us. He's gonna take up archery and wear spandex, then hunt down Donald Trump and the Koch brothers. After he robs the rich, he'll give out scholarships like Oprah. "YOU get a degree, and YOU get a degree..." While his campaign promises might actually score him the nomination, maybe even the Whitehouse, there's probably no chance he'll deliver his promises, or they'll get amended to appease conservatives so much, they'll be ineffective or unfunded, or both.
The other guy just copies everything Hillary and Bernie say, and I can't even remember his name, so he's got no chance in the primaries.
Republicans:
Donald trump is the elephant in the room, the bull in the China shop, and his only redeeming factor is how he's fucking up our election process so bad we might actually get some much needed reform (unless he gets elected). If elected, we'll have the most corrupt system in history...
All of the rest are merely puppets trying to entertain the Koch brothers, with no chance of beating Trump in the primaries.