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THERE'S NOW A VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH

http://www.maxim.com/maxim-man/video-ga ... sex-2016-2

Do you love virtual reality games about anime goddesses and fighting monsters? Do you wish you could have sex with those anime goddesses? If you answered yes to both of those questions, you’re in luck, because your weird fantasy is about to come true.

Somewhere out in San Francisco, a startup of three people created an “adult VR game controller” called VirtuaDolls that does exactly what you think it does – gets you off with some interactive animated porn.

Once you put on the virtual reality helmet, you are transported to the magical land of Arcadia, where you kick some monster ass and boink your controller while fooling yourself into thinking you’re having sex with a cartoon. Are you uncomfortable yet? Because I am.

The Fleshlight-esque game controller has pressure sensors that synchronize your thrusts with the game, so that the “goddess” you’re getting intimate with doesn’t bob when you weave, making the imaginary sex seem like the real deal. It’s worth mentioning that the controller can also give you a blowjob using some stellar vacuum technology.


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While I may not the biggest fan of having sex with game controllers, some people apparently are, because in 5 days, 36 people coughed up $6,700 for the porn-game. But hey, it’s a video game that can manipulate your junk, so I have to admit, it is a feat of technology. A weird one, but a feat nonetheless.

If rubbing one out to an anime show on Cartoon Network doesn't quite cut it for you, VirtuaDolls might just be what you've been waiting for your entire life.
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Wow, interesting lol
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People have been having sex with video game controllers for a long time...

There are "massage games" for Xbox, PlayStation, and Wii, that do nothing more than vibrate the controllers until the batteries die or catch on fire.

I'm pretty sure I remember seeing a couple of porn stars playing pong on an old Atari, with their vaginas, too.
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perrinoia wrote:I'm pretty sure I remember seeing a couple of porn stars playing pong on an old Atari, with their vaginas, too.
I could use something like that in my research. Please, link me :ttup:



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Lawlz wrote:
S']['U wrote:
DaJ4ck3L wrote:i love blank girl
:ghey:

You do know that blankgirl is a guy, right? :shh:
I think everyone knows this since he posts pictures of himself after a fucked-up nights. XD
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I still have my Atari 2600. Too bad we can't set up a scene for your research :trolol:
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No one wants to see you riding your Atari, Kilroy! :fpalm:
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perrinoia wrote:No one wants to see you riding your Atari, Kilroy! :fpalm:

:rofl: GOOD ONE PERR!
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Virtual reality is coming down so hard this year and there's going to be a multi-billion dollar industry of VR porn in no time.
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I agree, but I think the porn industry is a little confused about the definition of VR.

Most "VR porn" available is not VR at all... It's actually 3D porn... In other words, they film it with stereoscopic cameras, typically from the male star's point of view. Then, rather than making the video compatible with all stereoscopic displays, they have chosen to make it compatible with VR headsets only, so they can get in on the fad. The problem is, if you watch one of these 3D porn videos on a VR headset, you are not completely immersed in the scene. You can only see what the male porn star saw. If you turn around, you see nothing. Look up: nothing. Look down: nothing.

Real VR porn, is where you have complete control over the position and orientation of the camera, in a virtual scene. This is accomplished using 3d rendering of virtual avatars in a virtual scene... In other words, you could choose to be master chief, face fucking Zelda on the mars, if you wanted. Or, you could watch two other characters fucking from any camera angle you wanted. This is achievable because the entire scene is rendered using CGI. The porn stars can be photo-realistic, meaning they take thousands of photos of specific porn stars, mapping how their joints bend, skin stretches, faces contort, etc... But in the end, the entire scene is virtual... You can make the avatars do things that the actors would never have agreed to do, such as snuff porn, or even, you.
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