Weekly Top 5: Worst Br annihilation maps.
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:02 pm
Every Saturday I'm going to do a top 5 here. Today I'll be naming the Top 5 worst maps in Br. Stay posted for next week for the "Top 5 Worst Annihilation Players"
1. Freezer.
This has probably got to be the dumbest map in existence. Not only is the lighting bad, but the space you have to travel between bases is soo jagged and sharp it resembles the inside of Charlie Sheens nose.
2. Yugostien.
I learned how to make maps in a week. Who ever made this map decided to take Roller Coaster, and then completely butcher it for their own amusement. Not only did they put too many shapes, but the shapes they chose use the ugliest textures in the game!!!
3. Grass Bowl 2
Seriously?! what the hell was wrong with the original?! Was it too easy to Kobe Bryant baby nukes into the enemy base? Are you that retarded that you have to screw up someones original tribes map just so you can put your name in the credit list?!? Yeah I'm talking to you man. Grass bowl 2 was nothing short of the stupidest remake I have ever seen. Dangerous crossing 2 comes pretty damn close considering they're using the SAME FUCKING TOWER SHAPE!
4. bloodbath 3
What's the fad with indoor tribes maps? Are you seriously that bad at skiing on terrain that you have to limit everyone's mobility back to their first day playing tribes? Why make the generators on the other team easy to access while the other team has a nice portable generator tucked away in the back? Who ever made this map. I'm talking to you. You seriously thought it was a good idea to give one team two generators and then give the other team two generators and a portable gen hidden all the way in the back? What kind of person are you? The way a map is designed can say a lot about someones personality. This one says that; I had to make some maps so I just half assed this one, used the arena and a few generators with stations, then just called it a day. Congratulations dirt bag. You have successfully catered to the brainless uncoordinated retards that plague Annihilation to this day.
5. Ewection.
Really? Who ever made this map has an obvious infatuation with male genitalia because that's what each team base resembles. This one got number 5 because Its not that I hate the map THAT much. It just pisses me off a little bit that someone actually spent the time to make it. Also the fact that Owner keeps it in the playlist. I think that's probably what pisses me off the most.
1. Freezer.
This has probably got to be the dumbest map in existence. Not only is the lighting bad, but the space you have to travel between bases is soo jagged and sharp it resembles the inside of Charlie Sheens nose.
2. Yugostien.
I learned how to make maps in a week. Who ever made this map decided to take Roller Coaster, and then completely butcher it for their own amusement. Not only did they put too many shapes, but the shapes they chose use the ugliest textures in the game!!!
3. Grass Bowl 2
Seriously?! what the hell was wrong with the original?! Was it too easy to Kobe Bryant baby nukes into the enemy base? Are you that retarded that you have to screw up someones original tribes map just so you can put your name in the credit list?!? Yeah I'm talking to you man. Grass bowl 2 was nothing short of the stupidest remake I have ever seen. Dangerous crossing 2 comes pretty damn close considering they're using the SAME FUCKING TOWER SHAPE!
4. bloodbath 3
What's the fad with indoor tribes maps? Are you seriously that bad at skiing on terrain that you have to limit everyone's mobility back to their first day playing tribes? Why make the generators on the other team easy to access while the other team has a nice portable generator tucked away in the back? Who ever made this map. I'm talking to you. You seriously thought it was a good idea to give one team two generators and then give the other team two generators and a portable gen hidden all the way in the back? What kind of person are you? The way a map is designed can say a lot about someones personality. This one says that; I had to make some maps so I just half assed this one, used the arena and a few generators with stations, then just called it a day. Congratulations dirt bag. You have successfully catered to the brainless uncoordinated retards that plague Annihilation to this day.
5. Ewection.
Really? Who ever made this map has an obvious infatuation with male genitalia because that's what each team base resembles. This one got number 5 because Its not that I hate the map THAT much. It just pisses me off a little bit that someone actually spent the time to make it. Also the fact that Owner keeps it in the playlist. I think that's probably what pisses me off the most.