Truly doth speak ill of thee?

[S_hift]

Good day and good evening to thy fellow brethren of the tribe. I approach thee with jubilous jest. I shall make it clear that thou shall not use slandering of the loathsome common folk.


To Stuwart: My humble pilot and gay sailor. I shall be swoothfast when I say this; thou art is alowly plebeian. Ye nothing more than a pismire, a loathsome bottom feeder of the common folk whom swept crumbs from the table for ye to consume.

Verily I say unto thee; if thou is unsettled and flustered, I demand ye to come forth and approach thee.

[S']['U]

This pretty much sums up S_hift's credibility:




...and don't forget this:





(Thou thinkest thee is watching too much Game of Thrones)

[perrinoia]

Neither of you know how to properly use "thou" nor "thee".

You both fail, and should be sent north of the wall for your crimes against the common tongue.

[S_hift]

Stewart, my gay fellow. Ye hath done neither those things afore. Thou is a heathen and a liar. First and foremost to claim that I am a liar, when I speak of nothing more than the truth of thou treachery. Thou hast weaseled and swindled way into citizenship upon this exquisite community.

Thou hath only redeemed thyself after I hath mentioned such treachery.

Verily is thou greatly upset and remorseful?

[Erowid]

[perrinoia]

My head hurts.

[S_hift]

Has thou drank much wine?

[perrinoia]

No

[S_hift]

Doth thou wish to discuss of ones troublings?

[perrinoia]

You + him = headache.