Bad Luck Perrin

[perrinoia]

Today is my first day off in a long time, and it's pouring rain outside... ...and I'm sick. FML.

On the plus side, that means I'll probably be on my computer all day... So at least y'all will benefit from my misfortune.

[Lawlz]

Today is my first day off in a long time, and it's pouring rain outside... ...and I'm sick. FML.

On the plus side, that means I'll probably be on my computer all day... So at least y'all will benefit from my misfortune.

Get sick more often.

On the nicer side, sorry you're feeling like shit. I just got rid of some nasty stomach flu myself.

[perrinoia]

My Bluetooth mouse's battery died, too... So I must stoop to using a wired mouse for a few hours.
And I'm all out of cookies.
Could this day get any worse?

[Lawlz]

You could randomly start on fire, so be grateful. \o/

[perrinoia]

If I spontaneously combust, I'll know who to blame...

[S_hift]

are you using google chrome? Chrome likes to save all of its cookies from past browsing experiences so that it can do it faster the second time around.

Also wireless mice suck.

I have a theory about spontaneous human combustion. Certain foods such as potato chips are usually packed with nitrogen to make them stay crispy. I believe that eating large quantities of these things can cause pouches of nitrogen and methane to gather in the intestinal tract. Then something as harmless as a light switch, or stove could cause one to spontaneously combust.

[perrinoia]

I do get shocked frequently... So that is definitely a potential ignition source...

Also, I was definitely referring to chocolate chip cookies, and I think you know that... Ass.